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Your Body and You

What did you learn in health class? Abstinence, fear and maybe how to roll a condom onto a banana? Rogue Burlesque presents Your Body and You, a health assembly full of cautionary tales, celebratory moments, and your recommended daily dose of striptease! Health teacher Joan (comic Jessie Baade) guides the gifted gals of Rogue through the horrors of puberty, sexual awakening, and personal hygiene! With an assist from gym teacher Jim (Dale Stones of Sirlesque), dancing STDs, and an epic, live-action contraception battle, you’ll leave loving every body!

WARNING: This assembly may contain references to drugs, sexually transmitted diseases, vibrators, embarrassing bodily functions, and smashing the patriarchy. There will be striptease, and the viewer will face between zero and 16 pasties on stage at any given moment. Please make sure your permission slips are signed, then crumple them up and deposit them in the recycling before you arrive. Enjoy the show!